Please Be Mindful of the Noise, Bro Mug

Hey you fucking animals. The clients will be in the office tomorrow so please refrain from leaping on top of your desks and flinging feces at each other. I'd also like to politely ask you to be MINDFUL of the noise outside the conference rooms. Please refrain from speaking loudly about the booger collection on the men's room wall and avoid making direct eye contact with any clients. Feel free to come by and say hi!

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